Lord Snow

Jon Snow attempts to find his footing at Castle Black amidst hostility and suspicion from his fellow members of the Night's Watch. Eddard Stark and his daughters arrive at King's Landing. Catelyn renews an old friendship with a member of the court, while Daenerys and Viserys journey onwards to the Dothraki capital of Vaes Dothrak.

Goodbye life in Winterfell, welcome to life in the Capital of Westeros. Could you imagine leaving most of your children behind and your wife to serve people you don't even like? I wonder how Ned Stark handles this situation. It's not like he could refuse the King's offer of becoming Hand of the King. Most people see that as an honour and to refuse it - that's basically synonymous to death. Plus, King Robert is one of Ned Stark's closest friends. You made friends with the wrong people, my lord hand.

"Anyone who isn't us is our enemy." The words of Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones' greatest bitch. A protective mother of her inbred children. Joffery sees the Starks as something of an enemy despite having to marry one soon. Nothing would bring be greater pleasure than seeing Cersei killed and hidden away, never to return. No one can find her, she won't be as lucky as Nemo. That's the dream anyway.

"Arya would like to act like a beast, not a lady." - If that means I don't have to marry a man and take his orders like a slave, then I'll take beast any day. Thank God for Arya and her rebellion. Please continue this ruthlessness and indoctrinate it into every woman's mind. Propaganda that shit. Arya is a sly leader, not brutal like Hitler, not paranoid like Stalin, and not male like Katniss Everdeen. Boys, disagree with me if you will, but I've had it with you and your expectations of us. you might be able to whoop our asses, but we will not go down without a fight. This does not mean we hate you. It means we have more balls than you do. Anyway, back to Game of Thrones...

What a shame! Heartbreaker! Amnesia is a bitch! Brandon does not remember what he saw or how he fell. That takes the biggest piss, and I didn't even drink that much water today. Stop robbing me of my piss you cruel cunts! Brandon was supposed to remember what he saw and end the Lannister reign on the throne.

Perhaps Lady Stark has a chance of dropping a bombshell in King's Landing. Hopefully, that bitch will explode on an extravagant scale, and so loudly it will make your ears pop. But damn! No evidence. What about the long, golden streak of hair you found Catelyn? How about it? And the dagger? The assassin? Use these things to create evidence, the hair alone is good enough. But then, this Game of Thrones shit is set in medieval times. They don't have DNA tests and what not. They can't check if the Lannisters' illegitimate children are legitimate.

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